Here are the rules for the best drinking game I have ever played, devised by myself and my lovely wife. All you need is a copy of Mario Party 8 and a large amount of *weaker* alcoholic drinks. Beer works, but is not recommended, as you will be taking LOTS of drinks, and beer fills you up. We usually make double tall vodka and whatever type drinks, and over the course of a 30 turn game (which will last about 3 hours with 3-4 players) we will pound down 5-7 of them. Sometimes, 30 turns of Drunken Mario Party is enough to make me feel like I'm a college freshman all over again; spins, praying to the porcelain god, passing out on the floor, etc. So DO NOT play this game with a glass of straight whiskey unless you're playing a max of 10 turns. I also recommend only using the first few sets of rules (Square, Candy, Dice, Star & Minigame) until you get used to the flow of it, then start adding in the other rules. If you have any questions, comment on this blog or on my social media pages.
P.S.- One last unwritten rule: if you come play at our house, I'm always Mario and Steph is always Yoshi. Period. If you get a tattoo of a character, maybe we'll talk.
| Drunken Mario Party Rules | |
| Square Rules | |
| Blue Square | Give 1 |
| Red Square | Drink 1 |
| Yellow Square | Drink 3 |
| Green Square + | Give 1 |
| Green Square - | Drink 1 |
| DK Square | Give 2 |
| Bowser Square | Drink 2 |
| Candy Rules | |
| Get Hit By Candy | Drink 2 |
| Waste Candy | Drink 2 |
| Dice Rules | |
| Roll 10 On Single Dice Block | Give 1 |
| Roll 1 | Drink 1 |
| Roll Less Than 10 On Twice/Thrice/Duelo Candy | Drink 1 |
| Roll Doubles Or Triples | Give 3 |
| Star Rules | |
| Get A Star | Give 5 OR 1 Shot |
| Star Stolen | Drink 5 OR 1 Shot |
| Not Enough Coins For A Star | Drink 3 |
| Minigame Rules | |
| 4 Player Minigame | Winner Give 3 |
| 2 v 2 Minigame | Winning Team Give 4 |
| 1 v 3 minigame | Winning Team Give 6 |
| Last Man Standing Give 6 | |
| Minigame Tie | All Drink 1 |
| VS. Minigame (Duelo Candy) | Both Drink 1, Winner Give 3 |
| Battle Minigame | Social |
| 1st Place Gives 3 | |
| 2nd Place Gives 2 | |
| 3rd Place gives 1 | |
| 4th Place Drink 1 | |
| Cheap Out On Battle Minigame | Drink 3 |
| Challenge Minigame | Win = Give 1, Lose = Drink 1 |
| General Rules | |
| Start of Game | Highest dice roll gives 3 |
| Second gives 2 | |
| Third gives 1 | |
| Fourth drinks 1 | |
| Back to Start | Drink 2 |
| Land On Same Square As Another Player | Both Drink 1 |
| Call Everyone By Character Name | Drink 1 If You Forget |
| Delay of Game (Told to hit 'A', over 10 second delay) | Drink 3 |
| Predict Any Random Game Outcome Accurately | Give 1 |
| New Record | Give 3 |
| 0 Stars, 0 Coins (at end of turn) | Finish Drink |
| Drink Without Being Told | Drink 10 |
| Math Fail | Take All Drinks Given/Drink 5 (whichever is more) |
| Chump Charity | All Who Don't Get It Drink 1 |
| End of Game | Winner Begins Waterfall |
| It is the responsibility of each player to give the drinks they earn. | |
| For example, If Player 1 lands on a Blue Square, he may give the drink to Player 2,3 or 4. | |
| If Player 1 forgets to do this before his next turn, no one has to take the drink. | |
| Game-Board Rules | |
| DK's Treetop Temple | |
| 2 Star Turn | Give 15 |
| Hit by Another Player's Monkeys | Drink 2 |
| Shy Guy's Perplex Express | |
| DK Star Taken By Opponent | Drink 2 |
| Moved Away from a Star by Cart Movement | Drink 2 |
| Goomba's Booty Boardwalk | |
| Take A Dolphin Ride | Drink 2 |
| Last Green Square | Drink 5 |
| Koopa's Tycoon Town | |
| Get A Star | Give 2 |
| Star Stolen | Drink 1 |
| Invest In A Hotel W/O Taking Ownership | Drink 1 |
| King Boo's Haunted Hideaway | |
| DK Star Taken By Opponent | Drink 2 |
| Pay Thwomp | Drink 2 |
| Bowser's Warped Orbit | |
| Reverse Direction | Social |
| Get A Star | Give 2 |
| Star Stolen | Drink 1 |
| Side Bets: At any time in the game, players may bet any amount of drinks on any outcome in the | |
| game. For example, Player One may bet Player Three 5 drinks that Player Two will win the next | |
| minigame. If Player One is correct, Player Three must drink 5. | |
| Negotiations: At any time in the game, players may offer to take any amount of drinks in exchange | |
| for certain actions on the part of another player. For example, Player One may offer to take 10 drinks | |
| if Player Two agrees to refrain from using candy on their next turn. Another example would be if | |
| Player One offered to take 6 drinks if Player Two agrees to use Thwomp candy on Player Three. | |
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